...because I'm not too proud to steal my ideas from others. Unfortunately, I found out about this a bit too late to post it as a challenge ahead of time, but why let some arbitrary temporal scale stop us? Here's an excerpt of the idea from the creator's own post:
When you wake up on the 27th [that is, when you reply to this challenge - ed.], instead of writing about your usual work and school and politics and friends and relationship and stuff, experience life down the Rabbit Hole and write about the work, the school, the politics, the friends, the relationships, the stuff that you find there instead. Travel through time. Turn into an animal. Flee from assassins. Talk to your goldfish. Conquer Greenland. Sprout some extra limbs. Learn how to walk on water. Marry an insect.
So have at it! Write something bizarre and/or surreal! I'll comment with my own entry, because I love me some assassins.